What's the real reason Putin wants to ban the use of iPhones by Russian state employees?

I believe Putin! Apple is in cohorts with the US intelligence agency to spy on Russia, ... it could be worse, Apple could be in cohorts with Meta to spy on everyone!	26	7%
Putin is mad that Apple isn't doing business in Russia anymore, ... that makes me happy!	35	9%
Putin is waiting for the iPhone 15, with the rumored USB-C port instead of a Lightning port, ... it's a bear necessity?	35	9%
Russian-made Aurora-based phones are just so much easier for the Russian state to spy on!, ... can't they just set all Russians' Face ID to Putin's face?	196	55%
I'm sitting at a super long desk to view the results.	59	16%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and state of art CCCP1 minicam!

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